Lolly the Sex Doll is back in the public eye!

Click for a better view to read this amazingly disturbing text!

This came out of one of those trashy "CRIME/DETECTIVE" magazines from the 70's. The pictures of Lolly are entertaining but it's the copy in this ad that is outrageous.

First off, It took "18 months of research and improvements" to get Lolly! Who knew? The bottom left section is unbelievably inappropriate! Once you receive your Lolly in the mail the ad urges you to dress Lolly like you feel a teenager should look. It then goes on to say, "You've seen them, wizzing by on their bicycles with their long hair flying behind them..." I am pretty sure they person that wrote this copy is in jail now for molestation of teens "at the hamburger stands, working in their tiny uniforms."


Just so you know, you can also purchase a bikini for an extra 2 bucks. And if you are wondering what "Greek Features" are?... just look it up. It just keep's getting better! Lolly really is the BEST of the BEST!

Scissor Sisters Invisible Light Video

Want all the mind-bending visual splendor of an acid trip without the negative side effects? The flamboyant, never-dull Scissor Sisters have found the solution in their video for “Invisible Light,” in which you’ll swear you took a hallucinogenic substance and wandered through a movie theaters back in the 70s. Watch the video after the jump (but don’t blame us if you have flashbacks later).

Vertigo, The Last Temptation Of Christ, Basic Instinct — there are so many cinematic allusions here that to mention them all would be like researching a film school term paper. Suffice to say, we love the way this was shot to resemble a 60s-era Roman Polanski film, from the costuming and sets to the color (and, in certain moments, an Abercrombie and Fitch catalogue — but that might be just an accident.)

Aside from trippy tropes like stigmata, laser beams shooting from a man’s eyes, a menacing clown, and even a unicorn, the video features a very memorable, near-epic ass-grab that stands out in this otherwise quick-cutting video. This sort of over-the-top, grab-bag madness is exactly what we’d expect from the Sisters — this is one band we’re confident can match Gaga every step of the way on their upcoming tour.

[Via P4K]